Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
I think my moral compass just broke
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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