scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
My unemployment check should really just be direct-deposited into the checking account of my drug dealer
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
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