she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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