do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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