no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
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