You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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