i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
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it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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