We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
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