Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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