Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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