There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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