he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
Randomize
