I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
How's work?
Spinning.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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