Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
Randomize
