i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
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