Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Let's paint friendship bongs
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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