Got a toothbrush?
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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