So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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