oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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