What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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