That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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