I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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