question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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