how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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