you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
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