You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
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