At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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