I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
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