U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
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