Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
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