So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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