You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
i dont even know how to be here
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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