even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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