think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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