STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
The air taste purple.
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