16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
Drunk walkin through police station. America
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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