The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Randomize
