We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
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