Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
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