gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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