So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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