It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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