i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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