I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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