i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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