Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
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