you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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