what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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