We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
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