This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
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