I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
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