As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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