distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
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