So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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