Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
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