Joe is yelling at the trees again.
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
Actions speak louder than pants.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
I am mentally ready for anal.
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