and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
Randomize